Friend of mine sent me this link…

And it is genius.

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I Am One Very Bad Criminal, But Two Very Good Superheroes. Except for the one that is bad.

There is going to be two posts today. First, the shows. Then, below this, I have a piece I call “Corkscrew” that I am very nervous about putting up. It is about the darkest parts of yourself and how they can be expressed when you really start digging that hole deep. It goes faster when [...]

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And I Am Not Lying, Vaginas, Weddings, and Guns.

So, once again, it is my day to post over at And I am Not Lying. This post has video. I know how y’all like the movin’ picture shows. I do too. So click on image, go to magic land, then come back and read the story I am posting below.

So, back in July, I [...]

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Baby, The Way You Talkin’ To Me Just Sends A Chill Right Through Me.

My sister hates the term White Trash. At least when it is applied to my family. Or when it is applied to the parts of my family she likes. And not for the reasons that political correctness would dictate, that is not a discussion anyone outside of college campuses actually has, especially not [...]

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Reasons You Should Stay In School. Bad Jobs Make for Good Stories.

Before we discuss anything else, a reminder: Moth Podcast, me on it, July 26th.

And yes, my Dr. Phil Strip Tease at Told went great. Thanks for asking.

Tonight I will be appearing at a show at Comix. It is my first time on the show, which is called Service Not Included. It is hosted by Justin [...]

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Totally Going To Set Myself On Fire.

The fine people at the Madagascar Institute have every intention of giving me a weapon that shoots flames wherever I point it. You should be aware that, given the current circumstances, wherever I point it is still going to be Brooklyn.

George Carlin

Growing up in Missouri, my house had a lot of knives and guns in [...]

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A whole bunch of shows featuring storytellers, creatively unclad women, creatively unclad bloggers, more storytellers, and vague candy based innuendo. Ok, it’s really not that vague.

First, I don't know this guy. Second, the photo will make sense when you get further into the post.

I received a facebook message a little bit ago that really took me off guard. This is what it was -

“Thank you, again, for telling your Grand Slam story about an ex not forgiving a “mistake.” [...]

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Hilary Swank Bad.

Levittown Minimum Security Correctional Center, visitor’s area. Afternoon.

YOU: Hey.

YOUR LAWYER: Great news!

YOU: Really?

YOUR LAWYER: We just struck a multi-million dollar deal with Universal Studios for a major motion picture based on the story of your life!

YOU: Wow! Seriously?

YOUR LAWYER: Yes! Destroyed; The Jaqueline Rose Story.

YOU: My last name is Rosen.

YOU LAWYER: Starring Hilary Swank!

YOU (taken [...]

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You Look Old. I Look Good… what’s so funny?

We are going to talk about some things. Mainly getting older and closer to death. But before that, y’all should know that Cyndi and I will be doing guest contributions to Jeff Simmermon’s amazing and beloved culture blog And I Am Not Lying. The same site that brought you the great DC coffee shop feud [...]

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These are the minutes of our lives.

June 3rd meeting of the executive board of Online Solutions Ltd.

In attendance: John Mackey, CEO; Ed Barney, Creative Director; Steve Borrdo, Content Supervisor.

Minutes transcribed by Susan Johnson, Executive Secretary.

1:05. Mr. Mackey calls the meeting to order and directs board to first order of business. Requests update on SAT Math online resource site.

1:08. Mr. Barney presents [...]

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