Come see me read from Monsters In The Wood!

Hey everyone, I know we have been sidetracked on the blog with my spring tribute to road trips, but work on the memoir Monsters In The Wood does continue. As such, I will be doing a reading from the book this coming Monday, April 19th as part of the reading series produced by We Three [...]

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Something, namely a writer’s workshop run by Jen Demeritt, to recommend.

Well, mine was a great teacher, but in all honesty, if it came to "the ultimate sacrifice" she'd have tossed me to the wolves. But she helped me put together a heck of a book proposal.

So, I recently acquired a literary agent. I spent about 10 weeks towards the end of the year putting [...]

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Tell Me About Your Mother

More Book! This is from a chapter called Tell Me About Your Mother, in which I was sent to a psychologist after leaving school in the eighth grade. I had left school because another kid, Bobby, had pulled a knife on me. Now my Mother and I wait in a reception area for [...]

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Don’t Worry, This Will Be Fun.

Here I present another small section of the book. This one is from a chapter entitled “A Bout of Teenage Anorexia as a Corrective Measure.” This sets up something that was life changing for me. You’ll see. Enjoy.

Everything in the film Felicity was shot as though it were late afternoon. It was as if [...]

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Driving the Motorhome of Desperation on The Highway Of Despair.

Another small section of the forthcoming memoir – Monsters In The Wood. Anyone who saw my GrandSLAM performance might find this especially interesting. It provides a little background to the story I told and also kind of illustrates the difference between storytelling and writing, how one is so off the cuff and reliant on what [...]

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The Pharaoh Of THe Trailer Park

Another couple of paragraphs from my forth coming memoir – Monsters In The Wood.

On my Twenty-first Birthday I stand in front of an open casket. Inside is Randy.

Randy is wearing Harley Davidson brand biker boots, a pair of Levi’s jeans with a Harley Davidson patch on the left thigh, and a Harley Davidson belt buckle. [...]

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The Angel Of Death Thinks This Is Not A Laughing Matter.

Again, this week I am posting very short clips from the memoir. This section comes from a chapter called The Angel Of Death Thinks This Is Not A Laughing Matter.

Inappropriate decor for a funeral home.

Wilson’s Funeral Home has been serving my family, and the whole of Fredericktown, since before I was born. And it [...]

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Good Ol’ Boy Zilla and Son Of Good Ol’ Boy Zilla!

This week I am putting up very small portions of the memoir I am working on, basically parts that have very little to do with me directly. It is a memoir after all, don’t want to give away any spoilers. (I will tell you that I do live through the book.) Anyway, this is from [...]

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What I Was Doing When The Potato Attacked!

What follows is just a couple of paragraphs from my memoir in the works, “Monsters In The Wood.” The Chapter it is taken from is called “There Will Be No Play Fighting With The Angry Potato.”

We were in the living room. I had been drawing. That was what I did as a kid. I [...]

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A Story About My Sister and a Preview Of The Book.

It was a difficult childhood.

Working on a book.

Here is one of the chapters. It is one of the lighter chapter and the first transcription of the story that won me my first Moth slam. Enjoy!

She Saved Me From Choking, In Spite Of Her Desire To Strangle Me. – from the upcoming book version of [...]

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