Blue Tinted Sunglasses and Three Hot Girls Lined Up In A Row.

Someone very famous and quotable, whose name I have forgotten, said, “All art aspires to the condition of music.” I hate that that seems to be true. Especially because there were a number of times in my upbringing when I was offered music lessons of one sort or another.

The first time was when I was [...]

Some Become Villains Because They Are Masterminds Bent On World Domination. Not so much this guy though.

I'M OPEN!

I have shows coming up and I will tell you all about them. BUT, before we get there, I want to talk about how you tell a story, or in this case, how you don’t, or just knowing that you are in the process of telling a story.

I do not follow sports. I’ve [...]

Mindless Rage In The A.M. or How To Write A Better Bible.

wait, this isn't right. I mean it's kinda right, but not what… anyway.

I woke up in a minor rage. This happens from time to time. I just wake up and am instantly mad about something. It may relate to something I went to bed mulling, or I knew was coming, or whatever greeted me [...]

Accidental Naziism, THe BTK Band, and my first time at Stripped Stories.

This is the band I always wanted to be in. BTK is pretty close.

The church I belonged to as a kid had a tape burning one time. A few things can be taken from that statement. First, books weren’t being burned, so no one was really concerned that we would take up reading anytime [...]

Oh… This Isn’t About Me.

Here is a performance from the April BTK show at Under Saint Marks Theater. The audio came courtesy of Andrew Parsons at Radio Waves Podcast. I will be performing tonight at True Story at the Tank 354 West 45th Street (between 8th and 9th Avenues). The show starts at 9:30 and, reportedly, the drinks are cheap.

By [...]

BTK tomorrow night!

Come down tomorrow night and check me out with the BTK band for an evening of amazing improved music and storytelling. Under Saint Marks Theater @ 9 o’clock. We will have special guests Jenna Brister, David Hodorowski, Penny Pollak & Greg Triggs plus a special biblical interpretation by Magdelena Fox and BB Heart! Before the show catch Adam Wade, Originally [...]

The BTK Band and a morality tale about the entire lack of cosmic justice.

TONIGHT! I will begin a monthly guest appearance with New York’s rowdiest meanest hardest drinking storytelling improv rock n’ roll storytelling band. No commas. BTK are doing a year long engagement at Under St. Mark’s, every second Monday, with Adam Wade as an opener. I will be doing a featured guest spot at each show. Me [...]

And Children, what have we learned?

run for your life

The post-mortem of any BTK show is always instructive. We have learned from their triumphant return to the Stonewall Inn last night that…

Craigslist winds up with you naked and infected by Pratt students who everyone knows are sleazy bastards just waiting to jump on you on some isolated part of the [...]