I Am One Very Bad Criminal, But Two Very Good Superheroes. Except for the one that is bad.

There is going to be two posts today. First, the shows. Then, below this, I have a piece I call “Corkscrew” that I am very nervous about putting up. It is about the darkest parts of yourself and how they can be expressed when you really start digging that hole deep. It goes faster when [...]

Reasons You Should Stay In School. Bad Jobs Make for Good Stories.

Before we discuss anything else, a reminder: Moth Podcast, me on it, July 26th.

And yes, my Dr. Phil Strip Tease at Told went great. Thanks for asking.

Tonight I will be appearing at a show at Comix. It is my first time on the show, which is called Service Not Included. It is hosted by Justin [...]

All the Transvestites Float In The Library, Georgie.

Won the Moth. Did I just say that? Yeah, I did. Grandslam here I come. I seem to remember that I did a Grandslam recently… hmmm… Oh that’s right, I won it. Oh, crazy days. What can you do, things just slipping my mind right and left. But I guess that’s the just nature of [...]

Jumpin’ Jesus! The Shows Coming Up! Brace Yourself, Bridgette!

First of all, we have an amazing line-up at Stories At The Creek this month. This show will blow your mind grapes as it is a megasplosion of good entertainment.

This show includes:

Steve Zimmer (multiple Grandslam winner)
Martin Dockery (multiple solo shows including The Surprise)
Cyndi Freeman (Hotsy Totsy Burlesque, Risk, Co-producer of this show.)
Jim [...]

America, All You Can Eat Salad Bars, Burlesque. All You Can Eat American Burlesque… with bacon bits.

I dated a French girl for a very short bit.

I always had a hard time dating foreign girls because so much of my conversation is laced with pop-culture references and, as I said to some folks last night, I don’t want to explain the A-Team. Not entirely sure I can.

At any rate, me and Frenchy [...]