One’s Career and One’s Penchant for Self Torture as Foreplay Must Be Kept Separate.

That's how I got 'em, see. I got 'em hooked. Poppers, dopers, uppers, screamers, whatever it took to keep them comin' back for more! That was my game.

When I think about past dramas, two particular relationships come to mind. I enjoyed both, the highs and lows, the constant struggle for who had the upper [...]

About The Wife

Ah, Married Life

When I met my wife she was in lingerie and I was wearing a dress.

It was Halloween and my friend Jody and I had gone to our favorite bar’s costume party. Jody had gone as Phil Spector and I was Lana Clarkson. I was dressed in a slinky black spaghetti strap number, [...]